(almost) dr. and mrs. boyfriend with middle and last name! yep. we went and looked at the ring today and i chose which diamond i want for the center. and i stayed nearly $10k under budget (which [the budget] was almost as much as i make in a year):
but don't you fret, dear reader, for boyfriend shall be spoiled to the best of my capabilities. since the algorithm for a girl's engagement ring is 3 months salary (i live in utah, people... UTAH. they have been drilling this shit into my head since grammar school). at any rate, boyfriend gets three months of my salary too. assuming i haven't murdered my boss by then... MOTHERFUCKER. i'll bitch about that pathetic turd of a fuckwad later. what i'm getting at is that, although it is going to be VERY fiscally hard on me, i am getting boyfriend an engagement rolex. godamnit! when you find a man like the love of mine, you HAVE to spoil the shit out of him. and yes, YES I AM WEARING A CAPTAIN EO SHIRT!!! fuck yeah. and for desert? meand my child:
best spotty belly times!
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