so, boyfriend has these awful super-tight brown jeans. they sound sexy already, right? brown. jeans. but here's the best part. they give him man camel toe. SERIOUS camel toe. in my usual fashion of behaving appropriately, i thought i would give him a subtle hint not to wear said pants as telling him i hate them was not effective. i'm a woman who gets results, people. which is exactly why i spent most of today poking him in the package and making a "boop" noise. it totally worked. it DID have one side effect, however. and that side effect was boyfriend saying, "i'm going soap up this thumb and stick it, to the hilt, in your butthole." and that, my friends, is romance.
Monday, March 14, 2011
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I am ashamed to say it, but when I was much younger and single years ago, I had a pair of tight ass WHITE jeans that I wore with no fucking underwear like I was in some hair band, and those shits camel toed my junk and it was pretty easy to see everything...ugh...I was such a tomcat...
as long as you don't threaten to soap up your thumb, we're still good.
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